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Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom
" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"
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chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC
Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.
chodestool by justdrop December 23, 2008

Chodestool

A mushroom in the chode forest that is too short and wide to be yanked from the ground, and thus must be dug out with a shovel. Can get you high and gives you a golden chode as a reward.
Dude, I got super thrashed off of these bomb ass chodestools in the chode forest i dug up last night!
Chodestool by PseudoWrestler October 15, 2018

Princess Chodestool 

1. Derivative of the title/label "Princess Toadstool". A word used to describe someone who has done something incredibly stupid over and over again.
Bob: Oh shit!!! I'm sorry I dropped ALL the drums on the floor again...
Joe: Thanks a lot Princess Chodestool...
Princess Chodestool by Aqueas November 3, 2003

choadstool 

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
choadstool by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

chodeston 

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.
Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.
chodeston by scott doll August 6, 2006

chodestroke 

the art of stroking the chode until ultimate pleasure is achieved
Gary was the chodestroke master.
chodestroke by anonymous April 24, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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