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chodesmoker 

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.
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chode smoker 

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."
That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.
chode smoker by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

chodesmoke 

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass
Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.
chodesmoke by KG 08 September 28, 2006

chode-smoker 

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)
Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.
chode-smoker by Konatone March 10, 2004

choadsmoker

A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.
Knock it off, choadsmoker!
choadsmoker by Scott November 13, 2004

chodestroker

the art of having a chode(small fat cock)and stroking it until jizz emerges from the tip of it.
jimmy is a chodestroker
chodestroker by cookiebaker317 October 14, 2009