A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.
Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011
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Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009
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The definition of a wepskinki at christmas
by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018
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Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.
tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!
Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.
tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!
by Peter Berg February 17, 2007
Get the chodesmack mug.A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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