Chockslip

Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.

I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.

by Slapstickcoffe February 15, 2018

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

chickship

chickship is for women the same as a bromance for men.
chickship meaning is two girls who aren't lesbians, that act like sisters, and are attached at the hip.

"hey did you see sandra and izzie the other day? they go everywhere together... they must be lesbians"

"No they're in a chickship"

by 808sandheartbreaks November 21, 2011

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013