3 definitions by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames

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The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"
by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008
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The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"
by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008
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Any situation related to dealings with Cock(s)
Al came back from the bathroom and spewed "Fuck me in the ass!!! I just had another Cockisode, god damn! Cockstipation!!! Fuck!"
by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 13, 2008
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