Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.
I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.
by Slapstickcoffe February 13, 2018
Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.
by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018
I took Derek out for a Virginvoyage the other night, he went all out with a fat bird then went and fucked my dog
by Slapstickcoffe February 16, 2018
Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”
I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.
by Slapstickcoffe February 16, 2018
Someone who drinks male ejaculation everyday as part of a ballenced diet, they often have very happy partners and like to have intercourse. The plus side it that you won’t have to wear a condom just pull out and stick it in there mouth
by Slapstickcoffe February 13, 2018