5 definitions by Slapstickcoffe

Michael

Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.

I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael

by Slapstickcoffe January 30, 2018

Chockslip

Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.

I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.

by Slapstickcoffe February 13, 2018

Surfast

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

by Slapstickcoffe February 16, 2018

Virginvoyage

A night out for a virgin where they will have sex with anything that will move including pets.

I took Derek out for a Virginvoyage the other night, he went all out with a fat bird then went and fucked my dog

by Slapstickcoffe February 16, 2018

Cumfran

Someone who drinks male ejaculation everyday as part of a ballenced diet, they often have very happy partners and like to have intercourse. The plus side it that you won’t have to wear a condom just pull out and stick it in there mouth

She’s so hot, the best thing is she’s a “cumfran” so I don’t have to buy condoms

by Slapstickcoffe February 13, 2018