Chirpies 

A rare disease caused when a female has intercourse with a chicken, than proceeds to import the males anatomy (the penis) into a part of her body, this than exports the male seamen (jizzle). After entering the vaginal area the seamen combines with the chicken fertilization and forms together in the process of pregnancy. This has a 96.55% chance to cause the child to have the disease known as "Chirpies." Cherpies have many effects on children such as, outbreaks of chicken pox in your genital areas, urges to have gay butt sex, molesting little children, and beastality. Allthough there is no cure for cherpies you can prevent it before it happens by seeing your doctor if you suspect urges to have sex with chickens.

"Coreys mom fucked a chicken and thats why hes so messed up."

"Dougs mom fucked a hippo and thats why hes so damn fat." (This has nothing to do with chirpies, i just like making fun of doug)

Chirpies by KidsWithMegaph0nes April 25, 2006

chirpees 

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

chirpees by kflowaz June 9, 2009

chirpfest 

A word which heightens the severity of the chirping. Meaning, someone or a few someones who chirp like it's their job.

You can also add the year at the end of it to really over-embelish the chirping. But the year must be said like "oh-seven" or "oh-eight" for it to make sense.

Heather: Wow did you see all that shit Cam and Dave were saying to each other on facebook?
Orley: No I didn't see!
Heather: Pretty much chirpfest 08 (oh-eight)
Orley: wow, I totally understand

chirpfest by Hsmart08 October 8, 2008

chippies 

California Highway Patrol officers, CHPs, a term often used by truckers to warn each other that the highway patrol is about.

"be mindful of the chippies"

chippies by Brett G. May 22, 2006

chippies wages 

A term used by people do describe how much overpaid joiners are on for the botched up jobs they do, they own 5 computers, 4 laptops, 2 cars, and are on about £60,000 a year for butchering wood

£500 for a processor ?, you must be on chippies wages !!!

chippies wages by Gazster September 3, 2006

Chippy, chippies 

A stuck-up, prissy, high-maintenance girl with no brains, and all boobs who all thoughtful, intelligent girls want to slap, because they are so damn clueless

"Look at that chick! What a chippy!" "Hey, do you think those chippies would care if I run them over...a lot?!?!"

Chippy, chippies by RA Rachel February 9, 2003

Chippies 

Chippies refer to money put together by multiple people in order to by drugs or alcohol. (for the most part weed)

Matt "yo lets cop a dub nigga"

Admir "ya but actually um lets call Murat see if he got 10 chippies so we can get a 30 piece"

Chippies by Brooklynzkid February 18, 2009