Patrol

A great 4wd that has stronger running gear and more capability then a Toyota Land Cruiser. At a fraction of the cost of a Land cruiser and doesnt require a inflated ego or a blind pledge of allegiance to the Brand cult Toyota to drive. Pre-hostoric engineering big price tags and under powered engines to help keep their reliability claims seem some what real. If your lucky the dealerahip wont charge for airconditioning.
Dave bought a 2017 crusier and it came with 1x cup holder for $80,0000 he couldnt afford the bull bar or tow pack though. He also blew a diff and got towed by a old patrol that went futher.
by Sk3ptikal August 30, 2017
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A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.
A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?
by Pootrol November 16, 2019
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Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.
"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."
by SpliffBoom March 04, 2014
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When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.
Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.
by GoGopher February 20, 2014
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In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office
by Higley September 16, 2009
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Patrolled

Originated from white nationalist Communities on Telegram as a slang for someone getting exposed for Grifting By Grift Patrol.
You: hey dude what do you think happened to Channel XYZ?

Me: yeah i think they got exposed for grifting and got Patrolled
by LostBudFud January 11, 2021
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Patrol is a slang term for theft or the act of stealing.
"i just patroled this new pen from that nerd"
by wtc September 24, 2006
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