beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 01, 2006

chippies wages

A term used by people do describe how much overpaid joiners are on for the botched up jobs they do, they own 5 computers, 4 laptops, 2 cars, and are on about £60,000 a year for butchering wood

£500 for a processor ?, you must be on chippies wages !!!

by Gazster September 02, 2006