chirpees

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

by kflowaz June 9, 2009

chirpfest

A word which heightens the severity of the chirping. Meaning, someone or a few someones who chirp like it's their job.

You can also add the year at the end of it to really over-embelish the chirping. But the year must be said like "oh-seven" or "oh-eight" for it to make sense.

Heather: Wow did you see all that shit Cam and Dave were saying to each other on facebook?
Orley: No I didn't see!
Heather: Pretty much chirpfest 08 (oh-eight)
Orley: wow, I totally understand

by Hsmart08 October 8, 2008

Chirpies

A rare disease caused when a female has intercourse with a chicken, than proceeds to import the males anatomy (the penis) into a part of her body, this than exports the male seamen (jizzle). After entering the vaginal area the seamen combines with the chicken fertilization and forms together in the process of pregnancy. This has a 96.55% chance to cause the child to have the disease known as "Chirpies." Cherpies have many effects on children such as, outbreaks of chicken pox in your genital areas, urges to have gay butt sex, molesting little children, and beastality. Allthough there is no cure for cherpies you can prevent it before it happens by seeing your doctor if you suspect urges to have sex with chickens.

"Coreys mom fucked a chicken and thats why hes so messed up."

"Dougs mom fucked a hippo and thats why hes so damn fat." (This has nothing to do with chirpies, i just like making fun of doug)

by KidsWithMegaph0nes April 25, 2006

chirpets

The constant cricket chirping “sound” you hear if suffering from tinnitus.

Since I damaged my ears from loud music, I get the chirpets at times.

by Cracklynn McCracker April 1, 2023