Chickenmelon

A large fried chicken stuffed inside a halved, carved-out watermelon. African sorcery is then used to fuse the watermelon halves back together, and is usually presented as a gift.

The single greatest delicacy amongst the negro folk.

Wow, chickenmelon! It's like tasty magic!

by Dangerous Dog April 23, 2009

Chickamelon

A nigger delicacy. This one is originally from Alabama, but spread nationwide on the Underground Railroad. Basically it is a fried chicken stuffed with watermelon providing a treat that only a nigger could love. It is best served with "drank": red, grape, or other.

Melique >> "Yo' granma, make me up one of dem Chickamelons."

Granma Johnson >> "Oh yes my lil' niglet, Iz a gonna make you a Chickamelon as greasy as yo' daddy's Jerri Curl."

Melique >> "You know my daddy?"

by That Dumbass October 8, 2008

Chickmelonaid

(chik-mel-uhn-eyd)
All three parts to every meal for the black community
Chicken, Watermelon, and Kool Aid
May also include any other foods that are notoriously eaten by black people

Tyrone:"Man what you get for dinner last night Jamal?"
Jamal:"Dawg my old lady hooked me up wit some of dat chickmelonaid"
Tyrone:"Daaaaaaam i wish my gurl would gimme some a dat. All she wanna do is take me to the mall and shit man"

by no sir roma July 27, 2009

chickenmonging

The act of monging a dead chicken. Typically performed by Teletubbies.

<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what about you dipsy? <Dipsy> Oh sure, grab the shovel! I want to be the one to jump on the belly! <Lasse> Awesome - then I can eat up all the rotten chicken flesh, the maggets AND my own cum, yay!

by OnionFucker June 19, 2008

chickenmen

Illiterate fuckup who can't spell or use proper grammar.

Can are you done with digging the grave?

by seifer March 2, 2004

chickenmonkey

a term usually used in place of words such as: fucktard, smartass, or jerk. Most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. Normally said in a joking manner and setting.

"You chickenmonkey bastard. You beat me again!"

by JEII May 18, 2006

chickenmonkey

A word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.

Daniel: Where are you going yo?
Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
Jammie: Nah, sorry man I gotta do my chickenmonkey

by kohalakoala July 6, 2010