Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
by Sleep Streamer September 07, 2007
A TV show for children. But be forwarned because, title misleading, this show is NOT about fat people that can move objects with their minds. Instead of that fantastic idea for a show, the truth is that it's about four dome-dwelling anthropomorphic creatures that look like the unholy offspring of human, monkey, and felt. These horrendous characters bare the names of "Tinky-Winky", "Dipsy", "Laa-Laa", and "Po" (upon investigation, it has been found that Tinky-Winky is in fact homosexual. This was discovered by the fact that he carries a purse and has an upside-down triangle atop an antenna on his head). The show is about the immature adventures they have as a probable after-effect of the various psychedellic drugs they have, no doubt, ingested. They play in a grassy land where it is always spring, whilst narration is spoken in the background. The thing that freaks me out most is the sun. What's so freaky about a sun, you ask? Well for starters, the sun is nothing more than a yellow, projected baby's face. It's true. Need I say more? Probably, so I'll tell you this: if you ever feel the urge to watch this show, see a psychiatrist. If you're a child and you have an urge to watch Teletubbies, go ahead, it might be educational. On the other hand, it WAS created likely by speed addicts. Oh well.
Guy: "Hey, wanna watch Teletubbies?"
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
by Mbleh October 06, 2007
1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s
2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s
see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears
2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s
see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears
by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009
Designed for the gay, stoned and children under 7. Commonly annouced as one of the gayest shows in the history of television entertainment. Exmaple of gayness: The Noo-noo (which young children use to say privates for example my no no spot- and incase your wondering The Noo-noo is a vacuum) recored by what sounds like someone getting a blow job, the triangle and last but not the least the gay names... hence tinky winky...
Dipsy: Hey Twinky Winky lets try and make the sounds that The Noo-noo makes!
Tinky Winky: Ok!!
Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp!
Dipsy: Wow that was fun!
Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy!
Dipsy: Damn straight!
Tinky Winky: Ok!!
Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp!
Dipsy: Wow that was fun!
Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy!
Dipsy: Damn straight!
by Cactusmang March 31, 2006
The spawn of Lucifer after the sun god used a spell for youth by dividing bits of his soul into 5 different beasts (It failed turning him to a immortal baby, and he is forced to smile when he feels anger and suffering).The red teletubby Po (Painful Oblivion) was originally white but he murdered the 5th teletubby known as Twinkie. Representing all the blood and lifes sacrificed for the sun god. The Purple teletubby represents the destruction of other stars and gods, his name Twinkie Winky relates to the song twinkle twinkle little star but the star was destroyed. Dipsy is the sun's creation of plague put upon to ravage anything to bother the 4 teletubbies with unforgiving hell. The last teletubby Laa Laa (Mentally Disabled) represents the sun himself, and his mistake for creating these foul beasts. In the belly of the teletubbies is a portal that shows the souls of people they have consumed.
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