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chickenmonkey 

a term usually used in place of words such as: fucktard, smartass, or jerk. Most commonly placed in front of another derogatory term. Normally said in a joking manner and setting.
"You chickenmonkey bastard. You beat me again!"
chickenmonkey by JEII May 18, 2006
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chickenmonkey 

A word used to make up a situation to get yourself out of another.
Daniel: Where are you going yo?
Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.

or
Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
Jammie: Nah, sorry man I gotta do my chickenmonkey
chickenmonkey by kohalakoala July 6, 2010

chicken monkey 

chicken monkey: (n) an amusing, easygoing, fresh, funny, lively, playful, whimsical individual who people find interesting and can always predict that they'll make them either surprised or laugh by their humourous nature and sometimes, childlike behaviour, arousing a range of emotions from astonishment to shock.

It's an all inclusive term which can have both negative and positive connotations, depending on the situation and circumstance, which can only be determined from the speaker's tone of voice and expressions, as well as the situation of course.

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1. "You're such a chicken monkey, I can't believe you did that!" remarked Jane upon finding out how John got himself suspended from school.

2. "She's a chicken monkey! She always gets herself hurt. The other day, she closed the door on her own fingers."

3. "He's a chicken monkey. He constantly lies and never keeps secrets. That's the last time I let him in on a secret!"
chicken monkey by Hibo Hussein October 18, 2008

ChickieMonkey 

Fabulous Friend Till The End. Lies, she tell no lies.

Fantastical Journey of Friendship as the Monkey in her will swing from all your trees. Chickie NoLikey the darkness in the World. Powerful bond of Moon and Stars. The atmosphere is better for air cuz the ChickieMonkey lives here.
ChickieMonkey will fly thru your life tree and cuz of this more beauty you will see!!
ChickieMonkey by 4btflu February 9, 2010

chicken monkey 

any small animal that is fun to play with.
where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.
chicken monkey by cp January 9, 2004

Chicken Monkey 

A chicken that has some monkey like traits.
Holy shit! Did you see that Chicken Monkey!?

Dont touch my Chicken Monkey!
Chicken Monkey by Kyle October 25, 2004

ChickenDonkeyHorse 

a hoe who has no friends and overall is a b!tch
Son of a ChickenDonkeyHorse!
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