Chickalob 

1) Michelob Ultra. A beer of choice for women. Synonym: Zima.

2) A guy who orders a Michelob Ultra for himself.

Dave: Can I get a Michelob Ultra?
Waitress: Oh. Are you sure you want a Chickalob?

Chickalob by Kwijeebo February 19, 2008

Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.

I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.

Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

chicamobile 

A girl's car. An automobile specifically designed to be driven and owned by girls. Usually small and easy to park.

My brother was going to buy a Honda Fit but my dad told him it was a chicamobile and talked him out of it.

chicamobile by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

Chichaloo

v. To strategically roll pennies and quarters on the ground in order to get girls to bend over and pick them up.

Guy 1: Hey brosef, let's go to the mall and chichaloo some cuties.

Guy 2: Heck yeah, homie. Let me grab my tank top.

Chichaloo by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

chickawow 

An exclamation similar to "wow" but more betterer.

Also a sneeze

Bill: "I'm gay!"

Margaret: "chickawow!"

chickawow by Honky bonky alonky March 16, 2023

Chickaboom 

Similarly to "right on" or "word up," a phrase that can be used at any time for any purpose.

Q: "How you doing today?" A: "Chickaboom."
Q: "Dude, I need a sandwich." A: "Chickaboom."
Q: "Talk to you later." A: "Chickaboom."

Chickaboom by kimruehl April 19, 2008

Chickababe 

1. Women that stimulate sexual desire
2. A sexy ass girl
3. A vagina waiting to be fucked

Guy 1: "Ey bro, check out the chickababes"
Guy 2: "Damn, look at the one in the skirt, she could get it from the back!"
Guy 1: "These chickababes are all wanting it"

Chickababe by badmothafocka March 20, 2009