Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

chesterfield king 

It is a brand of unfiltered cigarettes. Chesterfield Kings are the ones with red packaging.

We smoked some Chesterfield Kings after we left the party.

chesterfield king by nubes February 18, 2011

Chestermere 

A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.

Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.

Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.

Chestermere by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.

Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.

chesterfield special by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

Chesterfield

(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".

1. Get your feet of the chesterfield!

Chesterfield by Cody Harris August 31, 2004

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"

Chesterfield by Lee The King February 8, 2017

chesterfield

Town in Derbyshire.
Has a crooked spire, which is due to the devil sitting on it (apparently) or someone who wasn't a virgin getting married there (which is highly likely, girls are quite easy in Chez)
Subways are open til late in the morning.
Has alot of pubs.
Has alot of charity shops.

Chesterfield aka Chez, Chezzie, Chezzer, Chez-vegas

chesterfield by sausageroll December 13, 2010