A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011
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Get the chesterfield king mug.A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.
Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.
Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.
Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.
by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018
Get the Chestermere mug.pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
by V.C.B. March 3, 2008
Get the chesterfield special mug.(noun) The Canadian Term for Couch or Sofa. Some view it as a more fancy variety of couch or sofa. Also "a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar" or
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".
"a davenport usually with upright armrest".
by Cody Harris August 31, 2004
Get the Chesterfield mug.Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.
Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"
Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
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Has a crooked spire, which is due to the devil sitting on it (apparently) or someone who wasn't a virgin getting married there (which is highly likely, girls are quite easy in Chez)
Subways are open til late in the morning.
Has alot of pubs.
Has alot of charity shops.
Has a crooked spire, which is due to the devil sitting on it (apparently) or someone who wasn't a virgin getting married there (which is highly likely, girls are quite easy in Chez)
Subways are open til late in the morning.
Has alot of pubs.
Has alot of charity shops.
by sausageroll December 13, 2010
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