chesterites
Chesterites scare me
chesterites by LickityLack May 30, 2006
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Chestermite
A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011
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chesterfester
Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games
Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day
Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time
Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time
chesterfester by fratlife November 7, 2012
Chesteritis
The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
Chesteritis by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
ChesterLester
This is a standard greeting in the town of Swindon, UK.
Can be used in various ways to greet friends or family, even pets. Can be used as separate words or used together’
Can be used in various ways to greet friends or family, even pets. Can be used as separate words or used together’
The words mean that instead of the persons name you say chester or lester or chesterlester
Hey chester hows it going?
Not too bad lester wbu?
Hey Chesterlester, do you want a maccies?
Hey chester hows it going?
Not too bad lester wbu?
Hey Chesterlester, do you want a maccies?
ChesterLester by Autistiphile November 9, 2019
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