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Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?
Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011
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Chestermolester 

A pedo who has asked 6 girls to send nudes and has been expelled
Did you here chestermolester striked again. He has asked 3 more girls for nudes. what a pedo
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026