A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.
Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.
Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.
Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.
by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018
A horrible monster place full of fuckboys and vape gods, home of the worst grade 7-12 school in the country. All the teachers are cunts, especially the gross saggy math teachers. The lake is full of eels and leeches and the people range from 12 year old hyebeasts to 40 year old white moms that complain on facebook if you cross the street wrong
"Damn that guy looks cool with his huf socks, where do you think hes from?"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"
by veronikaj May 28, 2017
Gay gay gay town filled with gay gay gay high school art teachers that are fat. I hope someone farts that biotch's
face up.
Chestermere is gay gay gay because of that fat highschool art teacher we wouldn't be below sea level if she'd just move.
by Utley February 5, 2007
A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.
by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017
this school is full of cock sucking whores that are high as fuck all the time and all the boys just want a blow job and the teachers dont even teach stuff properly i think i walked in one my gym teachers fucking yesterday like come on
by clms hater September 19, 2018