Chepping 

To say nothing, but also something. To make no sense.

“I’m just chepping bro”

Chepping by Sloop_ME April 14, 2022

Chepling 

A massive cunt which makes youtube videos and is apparently in its words is "making moneeeey." The Chepling is known to do its fair share of brown nosing, especially to its wet dog companion. Why this creature is so persistent with these terrible videos and why in its opinion it is wrong for people to view it; despite the fact that, that is the fucking point of a video is unknown... however CHEPLING!!!

Did I mention that he is making money?

"Im going to go and watch some Chepling videos as I need something to convince me to pull the trigger and end my life."

Chepling by The black mumba June 10, 2013

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Sky Chipping 

A defecation game. Each player climbs to the top of a bathroom stall, as high as they can go. Aiming carefully, try to get your crap to land in the toilet below. Hitting the rim is 1 point, getting the shit in the toilet is 2 points, and if the toilet water splashes back up and hits you, you get 10 points. If you like this, try Shit Hockey

We couldn't decide who would be the leader, so we had a sky chipping competition.

Sky Chipping by The Herb and Company September 24, 2004

chipping toss 

A popular game played in Britain, requiring only a wall and coins of the same value to play.This game can be played with 2+ players.

Everybody takes a coin out of the same value (£1, 50p and 20p are most common) and tosses it as close as they can to the wall one by one. If you manage to stamp on your coin before it stops moving you get a free shot (maximum 2 free shots). If two or more coins are the same distance away from a wall it is called liney and everybody involved in the liney gets another shot.

Once all the coins have been tossed the player whose coin is on or closest to the wall picks up all the coins and tosses them in the air, shouting heads or tails and picks up all the coins that landed on the chosen side. The person who was second closest to the wall tosses all the remaining coins and so on until all coins have been taken.

When playing with 2 players if a person shouts heads or tails and 1 coin lands on the chosen side then the other coin goes to the 2nd player. And when none of the coins land on the chosen side then the 2nd player takes both coins. If 2 or more coins are on the wall the coin which is touching more of the wall will be considered 1st.

You can either win or lose a LOT of money in this game.

Dude this one time I swear I won £37 in one day playing chipping toss with pound coins.
Yeah right! As if you could win £37 in a day.

chipping toss by viking_98 March 14, 2012

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

chopping the lumber down 

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

chopping the lumber down by I got you back July 19, 2009