Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"
by wvrent March 12, 2014
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."
She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
by wakethedeamon420 December 09, 2013
The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
by Cliff January 26, 2004
A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
by yosdk July 17, 2005
slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"
Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
by ermatty January 09, 2009
Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.
I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.
I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.
by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003