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for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
by makavelli sager February 10, 2005
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The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree
How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long
by Deibert June 25, 2010
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A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 07, 2016
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