chelping 

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

chelping by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010

Chelping 

Sexual act in which a man pinches his foreskin together to form a pocket, into which he urinates to create a balloon of urine reaching the size of a golf ball (sometimes as large as a billiard ball), whereupon he releases the urine onto the face of a willing participant.

Chelping is way better then golden showers. Its like a water balloon of piss hitting your face.

Chelping by IHAx981 December 18, 2009

Chepling 

A massive cunt which makes youtube videos and is apparently in its words is "making moneeeey." The Chepling is known to do its fair share of brown nosing, especially to its wet dog companion. Why this creature is so persistent with these terrible videos and why in its opinion it is wrong for people to view it; despite the fact that, that is the fucking point of a video is unknown... however CHEPLING!!!

Did I mention that he is making money?

"Im going to go and watch some Chepling videos as I need something to convince me to pull the trigger and end my life."

Chepling by The black mumba June 10, 2013

cheaping 

In various kinds of games: to win, not by cheating, exactly, but by relying on techniques that lack any finesse, skill, or sophistication. Keeping to the letter of the rules, without respecting their spirit. Victory without sportsmanship, but without entering any cheat codes.

A: "You must be pretty good at street fighter to finish off the AI with a perfect round!"

B: "Nah, I just play as Ryu and hammer them with Hadoken."

A: "Man, that's cheaping."

cheaping by anarchthonic February 28, 2009

Chelving 

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

Chelving by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chelking 

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

Chelking by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

Chelsing Out by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009