10 definitions by The Herb and Company

Anal Jungle

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off

I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it

by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004

Chuck Norris-ing

The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...

Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.

Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.

by The Herb and Company April 20, 2006

Hot Air Balloon

Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.

Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon

by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004

Dolby Disapproval

The sound you hear from at least 5 people in a room when you say something that crosses the line. Everybody says "AWWWWWWWW", and because there are so many people in the room who disapprove it is like surround sound, Dolby style.

*Somebody makes a joke*

*Someone else makes a joke, but it is too dirty/wrong/offensive*

Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

They just got a Dolby Disapproval

by The Herb and Company February 4, 2006

Agriculture

A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.

Man tht chick was so hot, but it'd really be great to do some agricultre on her

by The Herb and Company September 17, 2004

Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

by The Herb and Company September 17, 2004

Suck-Of-War

Opposite of Push-Of-war. One competitor's mouth is placed over the other competitor's ass. The mouth tries to suck out the opponent's shit, while the ass clenches so that no shit escapes. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

Tutton, I totally smashed you in Push-Of-War, and Suck-Of-War would be no dfferent

by The Herb and Company October 26, 2004