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Slang used in Northern UK when someone is chatting shit.

To tell porkie pies ('lies') about small, irrelevant, meaningless things.
Chattingwet often leads to more lies, digging your self into a hole.

Harmless lies for the purpose to impress another.
L: 'I was in the city, with a friend!'
R : 'ChatWet, you was keying your ex's car!'
L: 'erm, i was with erm my mate erm Charlie. wait what? his car got keyed! hahaha'
R : 'Yeah you can tell me & J if it was you we won't tell'
ChatWet by exitexit January 1, 2022
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Chatweet 

To chat with people on twitter, meaning replying to each other back and forth for a consistent period of time usually within an hour or two
Yesterday I got to chatweet with Warren Sapp, it was totally awesome!!
Chatweet by tweetfan December 23, 2010

chatetheory 

This is a website dedicated to all that is chate. The website is zaphod.homeunix.com. One can check out the definition of chate.
I am interested in the philosophies of chatetheory.
chatetheory by JonnyV April 13, 2005

man a chat wet 

what you would say to someone who is chattin shit
person1 - i drunk 18 pints last nite n ended up shaggin jordan

person 2 - hush ya lip, man a chat wet
man a chat wet by Jackadee October 20, 2006

Chatteth Deathus

A phrase used to describe when awkwardness/embarrassment pauses stops hinders or kills a conversation, this phrase may also be used to describe a situation where you simply do not know what to say.
Ugh, my singing recital was ruined by all this chatteth deathus

Stop with the chatteth deathus, tell me what you have to say
Chatteth Deathus by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023

chathetts 

A spelling mistake that was supposed to say chargers
We eat chathetts
chathetts by Arloden July 31, 2023
1. A person who has become so reliant on AI tools and automated advice that they are unable to generate original thoughts, ideas, or decisions independently.

2. One whose intellectual output is effectively “outsourced” to chatbots, often producing responses or solutions that feel hollow, formulaic, or derivative.

3. (informal, humorous) Someone whose mental bandwidth is entirely devoted to conversing with AI rather than thinking for themselves.
The team brainstorming session was full of Chatwits, all parroting AI suggestions
chatwit by Zhanna Parmigiana December 14, 2025