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Slang used in Northern UK when someone is chatting shit.

To tell porkie pies ('lies') about small, irrelevant, meaningless things.
Chattingwet often leads to more lies, digging your self into a hole.

Harmless lies for the purpose to impress another.
L: 'I was in the city, with a friend!'
R : 'ChatWet, you was keying your ex's car!'
L: 'erm, i was with erm my mate erm Charlie. wait what? his car got keyed! hahaha'
R : 'Yeah you can tell me & J if it was you we won't tell'
ChatWet by exitexit January 1, 2022
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Chatweet 

To chat with people on twitter, meaning replying to each other back and forth for a consistent period of time usually within an hour or two
Yesterday I got to chatweet with Warren Sapp, it was totally awesome!!
Chatweet by tweetfan December 23, 2010

chatetheory 

This is a website dedicated to all that is chate. The website is zaphod.homeunix.com. One can check out the definition of chate.
I am interested in the philosophies of chatetheory.
chatetheory by JonnyV April 13, 2005

man a chat wet 

what you would say to someone who is chattin shit
person1 - i drunk 18 pints last nite n ended up shaggin jordan

person 2 - hush ya lip, man a chat wet
man a chat wet by Jackadee October 20, 2006

Chatteth Deathus

A phrase used to describe when awkwardness/embarrassment pauses stops hinders or kills a conversation, this phrase may also be used to describe a situation where you simply do not know what to say.
Ugh, my singing recital was ruined by all this chatteth deathus

Stop with the chatteth deathus, tell me what you have to say
Chatteth Deathus by Uno_Bruno January 2, 2023

chathetts 

A spelling mistake that was supposed to say chargers
We eat chathetts
chathetts by Arloden July 31, 2023
1. A person who has become so reliant on AI tools and automated advice that they are unable to generate original thoughts, ideas, or decisions independently.

2. One whose intellectual output is effectively “outsourced” to chatbots, often producing responses or solutions that feel hollow, formulaic, or derivative.

3. (informal, humorous) Someone whose mental bandwidth is entirely devoted to conversing with AI rather than thinking for themselves.
The team meeting was full of Chatwits, parroting AI suggestions at each other
chatwit by Zhanna Parmigiana December 14, 2025
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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