Slang used in Northern UK when someone is chatting shit.
To tell porkie pies ('lies') about small, irrelevant, meaningless things.
Chattingwet often leads to more lies, digging your self into a hole.
Harmless lies for the purpose to impress another.
L: 'I was in the city, with a friend!'
R : 'ChatWet, you was keying your ex's car!'
L: 'erm, i was with erm my mate erm Charlie. wait what? his car got keyed! hahaha'
R : 'Yeah you can tell me & J if it was you we won't tell'
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.