Definitions by exitexit

ChatWet 

Slang used in Northern UK when someone is chatting shit.

To tell porkie pies ('lies') about small, irrelevant, meaningless things.
Chattingwet often leads to more lies, digging your self into a hole.

Harmless lies for the purpose to impress another.

L: 'I was in the city, with a friend!'
R : 'ChatWet, you was keying your ex's car!'
L: 'erm, i was with erm my mate erm Charlie. wait what? his car got keyed! hahaha'
R : 'Yeah you can tell me & J if it was you we won't tell'

ChatWet by exitexit January 1, 2022