Charrito

The little burnt Mexican children whose images grace the donation jars by the candies at every Mexican restaurant.

After dinner at El Jimador, I put a quarter in the Charrito jar and took two jolly ranchers. The money goes to pay Lupe's hospital bills.

Charrito by Bessnsusan October 21, 2008

Chariton River 

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.

So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

Chariton River by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010

Charlito Bandito 

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

Charlito Bandito by Broken Hipster June 3, 2011

Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

Chariton by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

charitory 

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

charitory by victor garden May 16, 2006

Chorritos 

When one kid below your grade tries to act cool around everybody and pretends to be a hardass.

Guy 1: aw shit here comes chorritos.
Guy 2: he's trying to act like a badass to the seniors.

Chorritos by firstname_lastname264 October 28, 2013

charitortion 

A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

charitortion by Big Olaf October 20, 2018