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A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)
Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it
Chariton by Greubel :) March 7, 2011
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He has a chariton of pictures.
Chariton by kinglit October 22, 2020

Chariton River 

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.
So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

Charlton 

Charltons are one of the coolest people you'll ever meet as long as you stay on there good side. If you don't they could be the biggest asshole you'll ever meet... He'll stay by your side no matter what the situation is and he is a very good listener
Damn he must be a Charlton
Charlton by Yzy4Prez2020 February 12, 2018
A self-made water bong out of used, half a litre plastic bottle and preferably a pen as a socketholder. Name originated in the mid 2000's from the legendary Billy Bong Thornton when it was realized a "Billy Bong" made by amateurs needed a slightly altered name.
Shall we relax with Charton?
Charton by Matthew.T January 12, 2009

charlton 

Charltons’ are very humorous people, they are always laughing and won’t hesitate to make a joke. Charlton’s are very tough but won’t always open up to people or show their real emotions about them.
“He’s suck a Charlton.”
charlton by EpicAsGuy629 July 12, 2017

charlton 

Love of my life, alas lost.
I think of Charlton nearly each day and wish I'd made a different choice.
charlton by BEAUTY May 16, 2003