charitoe

A blonde bitch who wants to fight everyone even tho the bitch is 12 years old and who cusses a hell of a lot.

Suck my right toe but not my left toe -Charitoe

by IAMABICH April 20, 2018

charitie

She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, but keeps a small circle. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side! #ShellFightForWhatSheLoves

Person 1: "Have you seen Charitie lately?"

Person 2: " yeah, we hung out yesterday. Charitie is deff a cool chick.

Person 1: Charitie is so fuckin pretty & doesn't even realize it!"

by MommyOf3Ck March 14, 2017

Chariton River

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.

So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010

Beef Charioteer

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.

He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.

by Dr. Jon October 24, 2007

Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

charitory

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

by victor garden May 16, 2006

charitortion

A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

by Big Olaf October 20, 2018