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Charitomenosphilia

Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles

Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".

Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"

Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"

Charitocracy 

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
Charitocracy by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

charitoe 

A blonde bitch who wants to fight everyone even tho the bitch is 12 years old and who cusses a hell of a lot.
Suck my right toe but not my left toe -Charitoe
charitoe by IAMABICH April 20, 2018
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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