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Charitomenosphilia

Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles

Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".

Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"

Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"

Charitocracy 

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
Charitocracy by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

charitoe 

A blonde bitch who wants to fight everyone even tho the bitch is 12 years old and who cusses a hell of a lot.
Suck my right toe but not my left toe -Charitoe
charitoe by IAMABICH April 20, 2018

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026