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Cerritos High School 

A high school located in the city of cerritos. More than 70% of the students are Asians. Filled with students who are rich and only wear expensive clothing. Has your typical Anime kids, skaters, stoners, hypebeast, and kids who are pressured by their parents to have no social life in order to get good grades. Rival schools are Gahr High School and Artesia High School.
Sally: What school Do you go to ?
Jim: Cerritos High School
Sally: That's cool
Cerritos High School by damp69 February 18, 2019

Corridos 

Mexican music, normally Banda or norteño, that tell a story either in first person, can be real or made up about a person, event, or place
Hey! Did you listen to that new corrido “Rafa caro”?
Yeah fool! I love corridos!
Corridos by L3nnyyyy619habuyaka November 6, 2017

Nuck chorris 

Chuck Norris' Ebil brother

Believed not to exist, are no one has proof of his existence. The only knowledge of him if through folklore.
I hear Nuck Chorris was created one day when Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked too hard til he opened a time portal, and he split.
Nuck chorris by GO DJ HaKa May 14, 2006

corridos 

invasores de nuevo leon,beto quintanilla,cadetes de linares,corridos pesados

cerritos 

A city of Cows
A subherb of Los Angeles known for their extensive korean population and huge library
Lets go to Cerritos to get some korean biznatches andsome bul-gogi
cerritos by ABI April 26, 2006

Cerritos College 

Cerritos College is a community college located in Norwalk, California. It was founded in 1955, and it has an attendence of about 23,000 students.

The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.

Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.

Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.

And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
Dudette: "Hey, is it true that there aren't any cute people at Cerritos College?"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"