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The act of a dominant male or transgender female covering the breasts of their partner with a thick layer of chapstick and tittyfucking the shit out of her. He then procedes to shove his cockmeat into her mouth and receive a sloppy bj. This completes the process of transferring the chapstick from the dick to the lips.
Anderson's girlfriend, Parker, had chapped lips so Anderson decided to chaptit her.
Chaptit by Ultimate Chaptiter January 26, 2016
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Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.
Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".
craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

chastity flap 

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
chastity flap by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

Chastity Mask 

1. An ugly girl's face, which protects her chastity and her virginity, usually unintentionally

2. A very ugly or scary mask worn by a pretty girl with the intention of driving away potential suitors; usually, these suitors are particularly unattractive or annoying
Alexa: Damn, Melissa's all alone in the corner while we have guys all over us.
Sadie: I know, right? That Chastity Mask of hers is really working tonight.

Hot Girl: This hot guy kept hitting on me, but he had a really irritating voice, so I put on my Chastity Mask - I always keep a spare in my purse - and that fool was outta here.
Chastity Mask by FunnyLady19 November 27, 2011

chastity cage 

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.
the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women
chastity cage by cockwanker September 7, 2005

Chastity Slut 

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.
Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!
Chastity Slut by res judicata July 7, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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