Chaptit

The act of a dominant male or transgender female covering the breasts of their partner with a thick layer of chapstick and tittyfucking the shit out of her. He then procedes to shove his cockmeat into her mouth and receive a sloppy bj. This completes the process of transferring the chapstick from the dick to the lips.

Anderson's girlfriend, Parker, had chapped lips so Anderson decided to chaptit her.

Chaptit by Ultimate Chaptiter January 26, 2016

Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

Chastity Cage by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

chastity flap 

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.

Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.

chastity flap by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

Chastity Mask 

1. An ugly girl's face, which protects her chastity and her virginity, usually unintentionally

2. A very ugly or scary mask worn by a pretty girl with the intention of driving away potential suitors; usually, these suitors are particularly unattractive or annoying

Alexa: Damn, Melissa's all alone in the corner while we have guys all over us.
Sadie: I know, right? That Chastity Mask of hers is really working tonight.

Hot Girl: This hot guy kept hitting on me, but he had a really irritating voice, so I put on my Chastity Mask - I always keep a spare in my purse - and that fool was outta here.

Chastity Mask by FunnyLady19 November 27, 2011

chastity cage 

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.

the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women

chastity cage by cockwanker September 7, 2005

Chastity Slut 

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.

Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!

Chastity Slut by res judicata July 7, 2011