Claptitude

The measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend!

by MagicalBacon February 13, 2018

Claptitude

The skill one possesses at giving a high five. Named for the sound made when two hands meet and your aptitude for making that sound happen.

I hate high fiving Lucy. She's got horrible claptitude.

Logan has awesome claptitude, but your hands always sting a little afterwards.

by UAllRedENo December 10, 2010

claptitude

A measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend

by MagicalBacon May 5, 2018

Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.

Aloofness, Cattitude

by inipi February 8, 2012

craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

catitude

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.

that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly

by kristekitty June 20, 2009