Chairs 

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.

Chairs by GGGAAUU March 3, 2008

chairs up 

A phrase used for the wrapping up of an event or program where everyone in the platform has been on the same page, with the intent of having some routine followup for the greater good.

Great job with our weekly planning meeting you guys. See you next week. Chairs up!

chairs up by sbg3 May 2, 2018

chairs might 

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

chairs might by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

Chairs Mart 

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

Chairs Mart by VonRuss May 24, 2021

chairs.for.bow 

A tiktoker who approves every video they see, THEY STARTED SAYING FLIRTS IN COMMENT SECTIONS.

Friend: did you see chairs.for.bows repost on that cool edit?

Me: the one that said "I must be in heaven cause your a darn angel"?

Friend: yeah!

chairs.for.bow by Me.andyou February 19, 2023

Like a carpenter making chairs 

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

Like a carpenter making chairs by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008