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chairsofter 

Noun.
1)Refers to people who boast about their superior knowledge in regards to airsoft, and how they are the best around because they know everything.
At the same time, they seem to know everything, but you will never see them at games.

2)A person who talks a lot about airsoft but never actually plays. One who "airsofts" from their chair.
Any online airsoft forum will have at least three chairsofters.
chairsofter by DSRK December 13, 2007
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Chairsofter 

Airsoft campers that have insane ROF airsoft guns. They love being dickbags and ruining the fun of the sport by sitting in a corner with their piece of shit gun and blowing legit players away.
Real player 1: OMG I just got killed by a chairsofter in that corner.

Real player 2: I say we advance on him using actual skill and unload our hicap son full auto on him.

Real player 1: fuck yeah, noobs like him need to learn a lesson
Chairsofter by СукаБлять August 28, 2016
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Chairsoft 

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.
"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."
Chairsoft by Wrim June 29, 2014

Chairsofting 

To go to an airsofting arena and do nothing but sit around and do nothing but socialize.
Hey you see those Lost Profits Jr.'s? They just come here to go chairsofting.
Chairsofting by moahman April 29, 2013
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