Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

chansexual

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.

random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

Chasexual

Only attracted to chase hudson

Emily’what’s your sexuality’
Me’Im chasexual’
Emily’Oh’

by Chaselover April 29, 2020

Chansexual

Only being in love with Bang Chan from kpop group Stray Kids. And That's on OI FELIX

Person 1: omg that guy is totally in love with you

Person 2: oof, well I'm chansexual

by Minji Joo September 28, 2020

chasesexual

Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality

Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual

by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020