Chairacist

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.

Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"

by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011

chairorist

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

by Asno667 May 22, 2008

hairacist

When you are discriminating someone because of their hair colour.

"you cant do this because your not blonde" "your such a hairacist"

by -$-0-f-!- September 7, 2006

Chiraqistan

France, land of weasels and psuedo-intelledctuals.

In Chiraqistan, we are all dhimmis!

by octopod April 29, 2004

chracistmas

When a racist person finds a way to spin Christmas into a racist comment.

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

"Why does it have to be a WHITE Christmas?"

"Oh, you mean, Chracistmas?"

by Gaerlan December 25, 2018

Chairacide

The ungodly feeling to hit someone with a chair at anytime

I have chairacide really bad

by Ezra bolen February 14, 2021

Chairsist

A person who discriminates loud chairs.

Zoe is complaining about Echo's loud chair.
Zoe is such a chairsist.

by zoesucksurbandic July 29, 2021