Chairacide 

The ungodly feeling to hit someone with a chair at anytime

I have chairacide really bad

Chairacide by Ezra bolen February 14, 2021

Chairacist 

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.

Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"

Chairacist by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011