chairorist
Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.
chairorist by Asno667 May 22, 2008
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chairorism
chairorism by Asno667 May 27, 2008
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Chairacist
A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.
Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"
Chairacist by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011
chavorrists
chavs who create terror in the community.the bastard chavs who stand outside ur skool pickin fights with people.
trolroyd is the head chavorrist
chavorrists by jimcharlton April 19, 2005
Chairsist
Chairsist by zoesucksurbandic July 29, 2021
chidoristream
When you are having sex with a girl just pull out before you cum and also cum too much that the the girl will be covered with cum
And when you ate done just yell naruto
And when you ate done just yell naruto
Oh yesterday I chidoristream'd a girl it was fun . but after I yelled she became mad at me and he father came in to check and saw us . btw he got a heart attack because he didn't know about our affair.
chidoristream by anonymous January 14, 2024
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026