chairorist 

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

chairorist by Asno667 May 22, 2008

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

chairorism by Asno667 May 27, 2008

Chairacist 

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.

Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"

Chairacist by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011

chavorrists 

chavs who create terror in the community.the bastard chavs who stand outside ur skool pickin fights with people.

trolroyd is the head chavorrist

chavorrists by jimcharlton April 19, 2005

Chairsist 

A person who discriminates loud chairs.

Zoe is complaining about Echo's loud chair.
Zoe is such a chairsist.

Chairsist by zoesucksurbandic July 29, 2021

chidoristream 

When you are having sex with a girl just pull out before you cum and also cum too much that the the girl will be covered with cum

And when you ate done just yell naruto

Oh yesterday I chidoristream'd a girl it was fun . but after I yelled she became mad at me and he father came in to check and saw us . btw he got a heart attack because he didn't know about our affair.

chidoristream by anonymous January 14, 2024