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Hairapist
-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."
Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!
Hairapist by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009
Related Words
hairacist • Hairapist • Haircist • hairist • Hairsist • harmacist • Chairacist • hairaster • hairastrophic • Haircism
hairist
hairist by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008
Haircist
Haircist by PEICEOFSHIT April 14, 2008
harmacist
The opposite of Pharmacist. When a Pharmacist goes to the dark side and begins intending to cause harm, discord, and in some cases, disruption. Often by giving incorrect prescriptions and advice, but in more extreme cases, causing physical harm.
My pharmacist isn't very helpful, this isn't even the right pill, I think he's turned into a Harmacist
harmacist by Argumentative Pie September 14, 2017
hairapist
one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.
Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.
hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009
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