Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

Chairsoft by Wrim June 29, 2014

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Chairpit

A Chairpit is when a group of people (mainly classmates) force a fellow peer in to the center of the room or a corner and the person is surrounded by chairs causing them to be trapped in a pit. This works most effectively when the supervisor is not present also, for an official "Chairpit" the victims peers must chant "Chairpit" repeatedly. This causes extreme humiliation and more enjoyable.

Note the chairs being used for the pit must exceed more than ten and they must be forced into the pit for it to be considered an official "Chairpit"

Put him in the Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit!

Chairpit by Nick Digi June 18, 2010

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Hairsist

A person who defines people by their hair.

-"What is that hair? Is he emo? "
-"You hairsist! lol"

Hairsist by what1212 November 28, 2014

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Carsist

(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.

John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.

Carsist by Carsist April 12, 2010

chairsatan

Federal bank chairman Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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