A Chairpit is when a group of people (mainly classmates) force a fellow peer in to the center of the room or a corner and the person is surrounded by chairs causing them to be trapped in a pit. This works most effectively when the supervisor is not present also, for an official "Chairpit" the victims peers must chant "Chairpit" repeatedly. This causes extreme humiliation and more enjoyable.
Note the chairs being used for the pit must exceed more than ten and they must be forced into the pit for it to be considered an official "Chairpit"
Put him in the Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit!
(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.
John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.
Steve: I know what a fag.....
John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.