Chairsist 

A person who discriminates loud chairs.

Zoe is complaining about Echo's loud chair.
Zoe is such a chairsist.

Chairsist by zoesucksurbandic July 29, 2021

Chasist 

A guy named chase being racist.

Man, chase was being so chasist around those minorities last night.

Chasist by Bigmike696969 April 27, 2021

Chairsoft 

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

Chairsoft by Wrim June 29, 2014

Chairpit 

A Chairpit is when a group of people (mainly classmates) force a fellow peer in to the center of the room or a corner and the person is surrounded by chairs causing them to be trapped in a pit. This works most effectively when the supervisor is not present also, for an official "Chairpit" the victims peers must chant "Chairpit" repeatedly. This causes extreme humiliation and more enjoyable.

Note the chairs being used for the pit must exceed more than ten and they must be forced into the pit for it to be considered an official "Chairpit"

Put him in the Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit!

Chairpit by Nick Digi June 18, 2010

Hairsist 

A person who defines people by their hair.

-"What is that hair? Is he emo? "
-"You hairsist! lol"

Hairsist by what1212 November 28, 2014

Carsist 

(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.

John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.

Carsist by Carsist April 12, 2010

chairsatan

Federal bank chairman Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan

chairsatan by politikalyogi July 13, 2011