chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

chairorism by Asno667 May 27, 2008

chairorist 

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

chairorist by Asno667 May 22, 2008

Chairism 

The second most accurate religion in the world, after those worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Momster.

I converted to Chairism BEFORE it was cool.

Chairism by Miphisto June 26, 2020

chairitism 

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I feel chairitism twards everyone.

chairitism by wordic February 14, 2023