Definitions by Asno667

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

chairorism by Asno667 May 27, 2008

chairorist 

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

chairorist by Asno667 May 22, 2008

chairified 

The sensation one feels after falling victim to an act of chairorism.

Leroy: Wow he looks chairified.
Bob: He fell victim to chairorism.

chairified by Asno667 May 22, 2008