Chaffster 

a person who has great affection for a girl he has never met and is willing to travel to her city and stay at her house

The Chaffster is coming to Adelaide from Perth to see her

Chaffster by ze chaff June 14, 2010

Chuffter puppet 

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

Chuffter puppet by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010

Chamster 

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

Chamster by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

craftsterbation 

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

craftsterbation by betsy January 20, 2005

craftster 

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

craftster by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation 

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

craftsterbation by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005