Chavster

A friendly term for chav - see also ned, townie.

"who is that tw*t with the gold and rings? Oh he's alright, its Dave the Chavster"

by Demens Quirito November 8, 2004

Chavster

The ulimate cruising beast 1 litre of pure power and fun

whoa thats the Chavster!!

by Stutley October 18, 2004

Chavster

A total faggot who isn't sure whether he's a gangster or a chav, therefore he listens to both types of music (Rap & MCing) when necessry in order to fit in with the pack. Also could be a term for loner, who would do anything to fit in and make friends.

"Hey, look at that loser, he thinks he's so cool listening to that chav crap."
"I'm sure he was listening to fiddy yesterday in the ghetto."
"What a chavster!"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

chawsterbate

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

Chastery

A beautiful, Intelligent, sophisticated, well spoken girl. Not easily reassured. Complex in many way's but extremely lovable. Confident in most but there natural beauty. Their favorite flower is the bleeding heart. They like natural earth tones. They are very affectionate and loving. When in a relationship they are very committed and dedicated. They are honest and genuine people. There classy and chic. There themselves no matter what and when it comes to peoples opinions of them they hear them out but don't take it to heart. They are emotional yet self-assured. They do not accept correction easily and have the personality of a leader. School is usually there main priority and they love being in relationships. Single bores them easily.

Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.

by BeautifulIndividual June 13, 2011