chaffer

the process of rubbing up to someone and acting in a homosexual manner

Moubarak and nahkle were being chaffer's to advance their footy career's by visiting the coach at his home

by finno July 21, 2006

chaffer

to chaffe. when something or someone sucks.

going to work chaffes.
That frank guy is a chaffer

by kevin roy February 17, 2003

palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011

caffercise

exercising with the aid of caffeine

he has gone to caffercise

by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy

my son loves to caffercise in the mornings

by jnsani January 8, 2020

chifferobe

A closet-like piece of furniture that combines a long space for hanging clothes (that is, a wardrobe or armoire) with a chest of drawers. Chifferobes were first advertised in the 1908 Sears, Roebuck Catalogue, which described them as "a modern invention, having been in use only a short time." The term itself is a portmanteau of the words chiffonier and wardrobe. It is used in the United States, primarily in the southern portion of the country, and in Cuba. Pronounced shif-uh-rohb or shif-rohb. In Spanish as "chief-o-robay."

The word "chifferobe" appears frequently in Harper Lee's novel To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Robinson "busts up a chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell, which her father uses as kindling.

by Southern mama September 24, 2011

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004