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to chaffe. when something or someone sucks.
going to work chaffes.
That frank guy is a chaffer
chaffer by kevin roy February 17, 2003

palmy chaffer 

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.
"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"
palmy chaffer by stabthehole October 2, 2011

caffercise 

he has gone to caffercise
caffercise by jnsani January 6, 2020

caffercise 

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy
my son loves to caffercise in the mornings
caffercise by jnsani January 8, 2020

chifferobe 

A closet-like piece of furniture that combines a long space for hanging clothes (that is, a wardrobe or armoire) with a chest of drawers. Chifferobes were first advertised in the 1908 Sears, Roebuck Catalogue, which described them as "a modern invention, having been in use only a short time." The term itself is a portmanteau of the words chiffonier and wardrobe. It is used in the United States, primarily in the southern portion of the country, and in Cuba. Pronounced shif-uh-rohb or shif-rohb. In Spanish as "chief-o-robay."
The word "chifferobe" appears frequently in Harper Lee's novel To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Robinson "busts up a chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell, which her father uses as kindling.
chifferobe by Southern mama September 24, 2011

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004