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Chaffateria 

A chaffateria is a large thing! FROM THE FUCKING ISLAND BITCH. who has an accent and doesnt fuck around. also he hates a thing who lives on 15 maureen drive, "The price is right" and it is known as dj dukes. this thing also has a wide variety of dildo mechanisms it uses to attract wild bears such as bertha or a femal truck driver. white power
Dam look at that chaffateria rip that guy an asshole, WITH HIS MOUTH!!
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Old cafateria hag 

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
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