Cellphoria 

Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.

She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.

Cellphoria by Mykie G August 8, 2010

Celaphorigism 

noun: meaning body milk. White, creamy substance that is excreted from the male and female genitals.

Look Janet! All those kids are seeping into the sheets from your celaphorigism!

Celaphorigism by Christurn April 1, 2007

cellphonia 

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

cellphonia by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009

cellphoma

A disorder resulting in the feeling of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket, but without it actually doing so.

Common among students and others whose phones are generally always on silent or vibrate.

-Hold on, I think someone's calling me... nope never mind.
-Dude, you get cellphoma too?

cellphoma by BRIZETT October 27, 2008

cellphonia demensia 

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

cellphonia demensia by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Cellphobia 

Cellphobia: The Moment you think you lost your Cellphone ... but ya didn’t

I Lost my cell I can’t find it I just had it , I think you have Cellphobia ? Your phone is in your hand ...

Cellphobia by Srfaloha August 19, 2019

cellphonic 

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

cellphonic by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010