cellphonia 

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

cellphonia by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009

cellphonia demensia 

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

cellphonia demensia by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Cellphone Tai Chi 

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.

Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

Cellphone Tai Chi by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

cellphonery 

Rude and annoying usage of a cell phone in public, caused by a ridiculous novelty ring or a personal and private conversation conducted in a loud voice and obnoxious manner. Common in classrooms, elevators, and cramped bus stops.

That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.

cellphonery by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008

cellphone novel 

A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.

Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu

We walked in silence for a while.

The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.

But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.

I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.

“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.

cellphone novel by sakakikala September 12, 2009

cellphone 

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.

Look at that asshole on the cellphone.

cellphone by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005