Definitions by Srfaloha

Cellphobia 

Cellphobia: The Moment you think you lost your Cellphone ... but ya didn’t

I Lost my cell I can’t find it I just had it , I think you have Cellphobia ? Your phone is in your hand ...

Cellphobia by Srfaloha August 19, 2019

Shump 

When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.

WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump

Shump by Srfaloha January 24, 2017